Trying to find funny retirement gifts for women can be a challenge. This is a big moment in someone’s life. They’re transitioning from working 40 hours a week to doing whatever they want, whenever they want.
It could be a coworker, friend or family member that’s retiring. So, what do you want to get them to commemorate this momentous occasion? For someone that’s special, you don’t want to get something that’s ordinary.
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It should be something that she’ll find humorous and has a little of her personality in it. Of course, it’ll have your special touch as well. So, keep this mind as you browse our selection of gifts (for more suggestions, visit our gift ideas page).
Here’s 30 ideas that are unique and funny retirement gifts for women.
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1. Luggage Tags
These are engraved luggage tags, perfect for travel. They're the perfect gift for the adventurer on your list.
Click here to go to Amazon.
2. Adult Coloring Books
Bring out her inner child with something completely different. Some are cute, some are a little racy and others are just downright funny.
There are different professions with some being cute, sarcastic, mindful or just plain fun. Check them out.
Click here to go to Amazon.
3. Bookmark
For the avid reader, here’s a special bookmark they will forever treasure.
Now she can catch up on all those books she’s been meaning to read.
Click here to go to Amazon
4. Coffee Mug
While it seems like a basic gift, she’ll probably use it every morning!
Lots of humorous and witty designs she’s sure to love.
Click here to go to Amazon.
5. Books
One of the best books on retiring out there written by two women.
The “no stress roadmap for designing your next chapter and loving your future”.
There's lots of different titles so that means there's something for everyone.
Click here to go to Amazon.
6. Travel Mug
What better way to kick off a road trip than with a customized travel mug?
Lots of different messages and colors are available.
Click here to go to Amazon.
7. Wine Glass
For the wine connoisseur, she’ll love a wine glass etched with humorous and/or cute message.
Click here to go to Amazon.
8. Stainless Steel Insulated Wine Tumbler
For almost any occasion, these unique tumblers keep her wine chilled.
A wide variety of messages are available. Another added bonus – no spillage!
Click here to go to Amazon.
9. Wall Rack for Coffee Mugs and Wine Glasses
A fun gift that will have a lasting memory. Mounted on the wall, something for everyone to enjoy and admire.
Click here to go to Amazon.
11. Throw Pillow
How about a designer throw pillow? A little extra back support or padding for her tushie.
Again, a wide variety of messages and fabrics.
Click here to go to Amazon.
12. Business Cards with Case
Now, when she flashes her new business card, it’s sure to bring a chuckle.
No email, no phone and ask someone else. Complete with a stainless-steel case engraved with “retired”.
Click here to go to Amazon.
13. Day of the Week Clock
As wonderful as being retired is, every day is like a weekend. After a while, it’s easy to lose track of what day it is.
Both a fun and practical gift!
Click here to go to Amazon.
14. Clock with Message
This clock will always be a conversation piece, showing time really is different after you retire.
Nothing else like it making quite the statement.
15. Utensils Set
A 5 piece bamboo utensil set to celebrate her retirement.
She'll enjoy using these whenever she whips something up in the kitchen. A perfect keepsake!
Click here to go to Amazon.
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16. Journal
Is she a lady that likes to journal? Here's a thoughtful and lighthearted way to commemorate her big day.
Available with many different sayings and designs.
Click here to go to Amazon.
17. Funny Roll of Toilet Paper
The ultimate gag gift, “official retirement papers”! Good for a snicker or a few wisecracks.
This toilet paper has to be one of the top funny retirement gifts for women. It'll make you laugh out loud!
Click here to go to Amazon.
18. T-Shirt
This t-shirt says it all!
Besides making a statement, it’s 100% cotton printed, features a crew neck and short sleeves.
A wide range of colors and messages available.
19. Socks
Now that she’s retired and relaxing, she can put her feet up and anyone can see how she feels about it.
These hilarious socks will keep her feet warm and everyone will know what’s on her mind.
Click here to go to Amazon.
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20. Apron
A timeless gift that never goes out of style. It’s available with many different sentiments or messages.
One size fits all and it’s made of 100% cotton.
Click here to go to Amazon.
21. Hoodie
This is one of my favorites, a nice cozy hoodie.
Especially for those cooler evenings, she’ll love this fun and quirky pullover. Good for women as well as men!
Click here to go to Amazon.
22. Tea Pot
My best friend loves her tea!
A unique tea pot might be the most thoughtful gift that she’ll treasure for many years.
Click here to go to Amazon.
23. Coasters
The perfect compliment to wine glasses, beer steins or coffee mugs.
High quality coasters with cute sayings!
Click here to go to Amazon.
24. Golf Balls
For the avid golfer, how about a novelty 3-pack of golf balls?
They’re high quality and meant for professional performance. Even better, they’ll be a discussion piece on the course.
Click here to go to Amazon.
25. Baseball Cap
A cute baseball cap that comes in a variety of colors. It has a hook and loop closure, pre-curved bill and anti-sweat band.
Not only cool to wear but cool looking!
Click here to go to Amazon.
26. Floppy Hat
A great hat for all occasions.
She can wear it while gardening, at the beach, pool, park, camping, hiking, church functions, race day events, even out in her back yard.
This floppy hat is elegant and stylish.
Click here to go to Amazon.
27. Tote Bag
A natural canvas tote bag is something she can use to carry her books, groceries, beach supplies or anything else.
Not only practical, it looks great too!
Click here to go to Amazon.
28. Makeup Bag
This make up bag has plenty of space for all your personal items. A great way of organizing her cosmetics, personal items or just for storage. Especially useful when travelling.
Click here to go to Amazon.
29. Compact Mirror
“And so the adventure begins” professional quality makeup mirror.
It’s beautifully engraved on stainless-steel. A gift she will treasure.
Click here to go to Amazon.
30. Aromatherapy Candle
The perfect gift for the woman that has everything. This scented candle come in a lavender scent. Made from natural soy was and a cotton wick.
It's perfect for a home spa day, now she has the time!
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If you're looking for some other retirement gift ideas, check out our gift ideas for retirement page. Or, our post retirement gifts for men.
Closing Thoughts on Funny Retirement Gifts for Women
I narrowed down the list of retirement gift ideas for women to the top 30 after looking through hundreds of ideas. This really was a lot of fun and, man, are there ever lots of things to choose from! They can be light-hearted, funny, gag gifts, sarcastic or sentimental.
There are so many ways to recognize her special day. Whether you are celebrating her retiring by having a party or meal, it can be overwhelming trying to select a special gift. You want it to be something that she will remember with a smile.
With your gift, you will probably want to include a beautiful and thoughtful card. Check out our post on What to Write in a Retirement Card for a Heartfelt message. Remember, this is her big day and your chance to make it memorable as well as fun!
Trying to find funny retirement gifts for women can be a challenge. This is a big moment in someone’s life. They’re transitioning from working 40 hours a week to doing whatever they want, whenever they want.
It could be a coworker, friend or family member that’s retiring. So, what do you want to get them to commemorate this momentous occasion? For someone that’s special, you don’t want to get something that’s ordinary.
This post contains affiliate links. As an Amazon Associate, any qualifying purchases you make through these links may earn us a small commission, at no extra cost to you.
It should be something that she’ll find humorous and has a little of her personality in it. Of course, it’ll have your special touch as well. So, keep this mind as you browse our selection of gifts.
Here’s 30 ideas that are unique and funny retirement gifts for women.
1. Luggage Tags
These are engraved luggage tags, perfect for travel. They're the perfect gift for the adventurer on your list.
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
2. Adult Coloring Books
Bring out her inner child with something completely different. Some are cute, some are a little racy and others are just downright funny.
There are different professions with some being cute, sarcastic, mindful or just plain fun. Check them out.
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
3. Bookmark
For the avid reader, here’s a special bookmark they will forever treasure.
Now she can catch up on all those books she’s been meaning to read.
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
4. Coffee Mug
While it seems like a basic gift, she’ll probably use it every morning!
Lots of humorous and witty designs she’s sure to love.
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
5. Books
One of the best books on retiring out there written by two women.
The “no stress roadmap for designing your next chapter and loving your future”.
There's lots of different titles so that means there's something for everyone.
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
6. Travel Mug
What better way to kick off a road trip than with a customized travel mug?
Lots of different messages and colors are available.
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
7. Wine Glass
For the wine connoisseur, she’ll love a wine glass etched with humorous and/or cute message.
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
8. Stainless Steel Insulated Wine Tumbler
For almost any occasion, these unique tumblers keep her wine chilled.
A wide variety of messages are available. Another added bonus – no spillage!
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
9. Wall Rack for Coffee Mugs and Wine Glasses
A fun gift that will have a lasting memory. Mounted on the wall, something for everyone to enjoy and admire.
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
10. Beer or Whiskey Glass
Another etched idea for the lady that prefers beer or spirits.
It’s sure to always remind her that every hour is now happy hour after she's retired.
11. Throw Pillow
How about a designer throw pillow? A little extra back support or padding for her tushie.
Again, a wide variety of messages and fabrics.
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
12. Business Cards with Case
Now, when she flashes her new business card, it’s sure to bring a chuckle.
No email, no phone and ask someone else. Complete with a stainless-steel case engraved with “retired”.
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
13. Day of the Week Clock
As wonderful as being retired is, every day is like a weekend. After a while, it’s easy to lose track of what day it is.
Both a fun and practical gift!
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
14. Clock with Message
This clock will always be a conversation piece, showing time really is different after you retire. Nothing else like it making quite the statement.
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
15. Utensils Set
A 5 piece bamboo utensil set to celebrate her retirement. She'll enjoy using these whenever she whips something up in the kitchen. A perfect keepsake!
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
16. Journal
Is she a lady that likes to journal? Here's a thoughtful and lighthearted way to commemorate her big day. Available with many different sayings and designs.
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
17. Funny Roll of Toilet Paper
The ultimate gag gift, “official retirement papers”! Good for a snicker or a few wisecracks. This toilet paper has to be one of the top funny retirement gifts for women. It'll make you laugh out loud!
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
18. T-Shirt
This t-shirt says it all! Besides making a statement, it’s 100% cotton printed, features a crew neck and short sleeves. A wide range of colors and messages available.
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
19. Retirement Socks
Now that she’s retired and relaxing, she can put her feet up and anyone can see how she feels about it. These hilarious socks will keep her feet warm and everyone will know what’s on her mind.
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
20. Apron
A timeless gift that never goes out of style. It’s available with many different sentiments or messages. One size fits all and it’s made of 100% cotton.
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
21. Hoodie
This is one of my favorites, a nice cozy hoodie. Especially for those cooler evenings, she’ll love this fun and quirky pullover. Good for women as well as men!
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
22. Tea Pot
My best friend loves her tea! A unique tea pot might be the most thoughtful gift that she’ll treasure for many years.
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
23. Coasters
The perfect compliment to wine glasses, beer steins or coffee mugs. High quality coasters with cute sayings!
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
24. Golf Balls
For the avid golfer, how about a novelty 3-pack of golf balls? They’re high quality and meant for professional performance. Even better, they’ll be a discussion piece on the course.
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
25. Baseball Cap
A cute baseball cap that comes in a variety of colors. It has a hook and loop closure, pre-curved bill and anti-sweat band. Not only cool to wear but cool looking!
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
26. Floppy Hat
A great hat for all occasions. She can wear it while gardening, at the beach, pool, park, camping, hiking, church functions, race day events, even out in her back yard. This floppy hat is elegant and stylish.
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
27. Tote Bag
A natural canvas tote bag is something she can use to carry her books, groceries, beach supplies or anything else.
Not only practical, it looks great too!
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
28. Makeup Bag
This make up bag has plenty of space for all your personal items. A great way of organizing her cosmetics, personal items or just for storage. Especially useful when travelling.
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
29. Compact Mirror
“And so the adventure begins” professional quality makeup mirror. It’s beautifully engraved on stainless-steel. A gift she will treasure.
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
30. Aromatherapy Candle
The perfect gift for the woman that has everything. This scented candle come in a lavender scent. Made from natural soy was and a cotton wick. It's perfect for a home spa day, now she has the time!
Click here to check the selection and price on Amazon.
Closing Thoughts on Funny Retirement Gifts for Women
I narrowed down the list of retirement gift ideas for women to the top 30 after looking through hundreds of ideas. This really was a lot of fun and, man, are there ever lots of things to choose from! They can be light-hearted, funny, gag gifts, sarcastic or sentimental.
There are so many ways to recognize her special day. Whether you are celebrating her retiring by having a party or meal, it can be overwhelming trying to select a special gift. You want it to be something that she will remember with a smile.
With your gift, you will probably want to include a beautiful and thoughtful card. Check out our post on What to Write in a Retirement Card for a Heartfelt message. Remember, this is her big day and your chance to make it memorable as well as fun!
